Imagine how hurtful it must have been for Crowley to see Gabriel, the person who literally took an active part in the process of traumatising the man he loves into the mindset that he cannot be happy and free, get a happy ending. To see the man, who was one of the reasons Aziraphale haven’t even acknowledged their relationship for such a long time, because they were on “opposite sides”. The man who was one of the reasons they couldn’t be together, even as friends, for 6000 years. The man who wanted to execute Aziraphale with a smile on his face and “shut your stupid mouth and die already” as his “goodbye”. Seeing this man getting what Crowley has always dreamt of: being able to run away with the person he loves, leave Heaven and Hell behind and just be together with his beloved - in Soho or on Alpha Centauri, literally wherever, because “Heaven is wherever Beelzebub is”. Crowley seeing Gabriel get it so… so effortlessly, while he has worked for it so long, nearly died because of it and still haven’t been able to get that, to get the happy ending and sever all the connections with Heaven and Hell. It must have hurt like hell (most literally).
see. the issue is what maggie n nina pointed out after three days of knowing aziraphale and crowley. they don’t talk. they don’t communicate. they love each other, sure. they banter and have meals and drinks and would die for each other. but they spend so much of their relationship inferring how the other feels. assuming what the other wants. aziraphale assumed crowley wanted to be an angel again. crowley assumed aziraphale would be able to give up being one. they don’t have a middle ground bc they didn’t know one was necessary
when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself
michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN
Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks
michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this
Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat
how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this
I don’t even know what part of this the meme is in reference to.
“You-You saved me. You’re not a beast at all. You’re a hero. An Ugly, Ugly, Ugly hero.”
“I’m not about to let my first real friend get eaten. We’re in this together.”
“Yes. Spranne is back, and better than before.”
“Thanks for believing in me Sprig.”
“Can you miss someone you never actually knew?!”
“He’s my best friend, in this world or any other world.”
“Anne. You’re my best friend because I love being with you. Not because you know what day I was born. And this birthday isn’t top three because of the crazy stuff we did. It’s top three because we got to spend it together.”
“You won Anne. You did it you won.” “No Sprig. We did it.”
“Goodbye Anne. I’ll-I’ll never forget you.”“And I won’t forget you either Sprig. Which means that we’ll never be apart. Not really. Nothing will ever change how much you mean to me. Not time or space or being worlds apart.”
“This energetic fella is a Pink South-American Tree Frog. I named him Sprig. After a dear dear friend of mine.”
Alex Hirsch - icon, once threatened to kill the Chipmunks in a film called Waterchip Down, created the legendary Bill, voices the horror Hooty.
Dana Terrace - utter icon, openly pirates her own show, gave us a queer kiss (multiple) in a disney show, wrote lines into her show having a go at Disney, made it canon that Amphibia and The Owl House are in the same universe
Matt Braly - icon, plays the “I grow tulips” icon Chuck, made it canon that Amphibia and The Owl House are in the same universe on a different occasion to Dana doing it, killed three teenage girls.
It’s the way Community turned a children’s game of climbing on furniture pretending the floor is hot lava into a beautifully tragic goodbye to a friendship that felt more like soulmates ripping their own hearts out in order to let one of them leave
“By the way, when I cloned you, I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homing pigeon. You may notice side effects, like a compulsion to come back”
